I’ve always liked to walk down these lonely streets in the evening, when nobody’s around to piss me off. To be honest, I’m usually not a big fan of crowded and noisy places, but bars are an exception, ‘cause when I’m there, I’m wasted. And when I’m wasted, I don’t give a shit about pretty much everything around me. Isn’t alcohol a great thing?

But let’s focus on the present. Right now, I’m sober and I still fucking hate crowds. Right now, I’m sober and I’m walking on this dark street, on my way to my apartment. Ashes  wanted me to stay at her place all day long. I didn’t want at first – fuck, I’m not like her; I’ve got a job to do! – but then, she gave me that psychopath look and I feared for my life for  a few seconds. So I stayed.

Why do I keep sleeping with her, already? Oh, right. She’s hot, sex is incredible with her, and she somehow understands me better than anyone, despite her slightly sociopath manners. It can seem weird, but still, it’s true. I sigh. Now, I have even more work to do on my comic.

Lost in my thoughts, I don’t even feel that someone is running behind me. I blench as this person taps on my shoulder. I take a long breathe before turning around. Fuck, I’m sure that my heart skipped a beat!  A cute little girl is standing there, handing me my cellphone. She seems scared and embarrassed, as if I would throw myself at her and rape her. But hey, I guess I can be scary, for some people. I smile and I take my phone.

-Oh, thanks kiddo.